“I know you’ve never loved the crinkles by your eyes / you’ve never loved your stomach or your thighs / the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine / but I love them endlessly”—In their new song, One Direction promises to love you even though you’re fat and terrible.
“This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya. We had constant run-ins on the soccer field. He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over.”—President Obama on his “feud” with Donald Trump. Yeah, he went there.
“When Lancelot was first revealed to Emma and Snow in last Sunday’s episode, for example, the script noted that “things appear f–ked” for our heroes when “a smile grows across Snow’s face” as she recognizes her old friend. And in the next moment, “we wonder how the f–k these two met…” The producers recall that one rousing piece of description explained an action taken by actor Josh Dallas this way: “Because he’s Prince f–king Charming.””—This is what a Once Upon a Time script really looks like.
“I thought The Avengers was an appalling film. They’d shoot from some odd angle and I’d think, why is the camera there? Oh, I see, because they spent half a million on the set and they have to show it off. It took me completely out of the movie. I was driven bonkers by that illogical form of storytelling.”—DC vs. Marvel! Batman vs. Iron Man! Summer tentpole vs. summer tentpole! Here’s what Wally Pfister, Christopher Nolan’s longtime cinematographer, thinks of Joss Whedon’s The Avengers.