“But when Snow White lands in the Dark Woods, Snow White and the Huntsman becomes a very different sort of movie. It turns into a clangy medieval epic, full of random woodland monsters and battles, and it begins to lose the pulse of its fairy-tale mystique. It’s like watching Clash of the Titans IV: Revenge of the Blood Apple.”—Owen Gleiberman was into the first part of Snow White and the Huntsman. The second part? Not so much.
“We’re going to double down on secrecy on products.”—Apple CEO Tim Cook, responding to a question about whether his company will become more transparent. How much more secret can they get? OMG — Moon Base?!?!?!?!
Well, yes, according to filmmaker Charlie Foley — whose speculative documentary (read: not real) Mermaids: The Body Found aired this past weekend on Animal Planet. This seems wrong; if nothing else, we know that mermaids aren’t animals.
Elton John canceled three weekend Las Vegas performances after being hospitalized with a serious respiratory infection. The singer originally developed the illness while performing at Caesar’s Palace last Sunday, but his condition worsened, forcing him to check in to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles yesterday morning for tests.
“I want to stand up for all the slightly effeminate dorks that are actually heterosexual. Just cause the gaydar is going off, doesn’t mean your instruments aren’t faulty. I’ve had to live with that, and that’s okay.”—Jon Cryer says that Pretty in Pink's Duckie was definitely not gay, despite what Molly Ringwald keeps telling everyone.
“You wanna go back to lying thieves in the White House who make war under false pretenses in order to make $ for their friends? The election is around the corner. You want another corporate puppet who will squander more U.S. natural resources, revenue and perhaps lives?”—But Alec Baldwin, how do you really feel about Republicans?