“I feel like Joel [McHale] would come out swinging and start winning right away, but he’d tire himself out chasing Gillian [Jacobs] and Donald [Glover] around the ring. Once Joel got to his exhaustion point, things would get bloody and ugly for a while, with Danny [Pudi] doing a lot of horrible things that nobody knew he could do — I just have that sense that Danny would suddenly bust out a crazy eyeball eating maneuver he learned in some class – but in the end, Yvette [Nicole Brown] would reveal that she had lined the whole room with explosives and she would emerge victorious. From the room. But Chevy [Chase] would be behind the door with a bat and take her out. Then he’d collapse because that’s a lot of bat swinging for a legend his age. So I guess Alison [Brie] would win because nobody would have felt good about punching her.”—Community creator Dan Harmon on who would win in a fight, from his reddit AMA.
Tom Cruise, Top Gun: “Tony was my dear friend and I will really miss him. He was a creative visionary whose mark on film is immeasurable. My deepest sorrow and thoughts are with his family at this time.”
Val Kilmer, Top Gun: “Tony was the kindest most generous director I have ever worked for. His bold signature cinema-graphic style perhaps overshadows what he did for the actor. But the lucky ones who served him will all call him friend. I really love him. One of the greats is gone.”
“I’d like my fans to know that… Cinnamon Toast Crunch only has 30 calories a bowl in it, for instance… Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth is irrelevant.”—Robert Pattinson goes on Good Morning America and lies to America. Cereal nutrition is no joke, R-Patz!