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According to Work It Men: Compare prostate exams to “the pinball scene in The Accused.” (It’s funny, because it’s about rape.) Complain the recession is actually a man-cession. (Clearly they’ve never been invited to one of Michael Scott’s famous men-only parties. Man meat for all!) Worry that “When the women take over, they’ll make pride illegal and eating on the toilet.” Are treated to beers during prostate exams. Only invite their wives out to bars with their pigheaded friends, and when said wife declines, offer to “wake her up for sex later.” Can fix cars, no questions asked. Women: When they don’t have their cell-phone bill footed by their father, joke they need to find an older man to take care of it for them. “Are taking over the work force. Soon, they’ll start getting rid of men. They’ll just keep a few around as sex slaves.” (Not true, we’re only doing that so we can finally get to experience the forbidden taste of Dr. Pepper Ten!) Only like sex that involves “kissing and cuddling and listening.” Only buy themselves jewelry when men aren’t able to because of the recession. Sorry, man-cession. Curtsy when they go into job interviews. Say things like “sassing, patting my fanny, oggling my teets” to other women during said interviews. Couldn’t conceivably play college football, unless, of course, it was lingerie football. Think “clinical trials” are referring to what Lindsay Lohan has to go to. Tell you they like your purse, but it really means they hate it and you. Only eat salads for lunch. Assume that any woman who eats a hoagie for lunch is a man in disguise. Can’t fix cars, and questions are asked when they can. Never leave bars until they dance and/or get drunk and go home with a random guy.

According to Work It

Men:
Compare prostate exams to “the pinball scene in The Accused.” (It’s funny, because it’s about rape.)
Complain the recession is actually a man-cession. (Clearly they’ve never been invited to one of Michael Scott’s famous men-only parties. Man meat for all!)
Worry that “When the women take over, they’ll make pride illegal and eating on the toilet.”
Are treated to beers during prostate exams.
Only invite their wives out to bars with their pigheaded friends, and when said wife declines, offer to “wake her up for sex later.”
Can fix cars, no questions asked.

Women:
When they don’t have their cell-phone bill footed by their father, joke they need to find an older man to take care of it for them.
“Are taking over the work force. Soon, they’ll start getting rid of men. They’ll just keep a few around as sex slaves.” (Not true, we’re only doing that so we can finally get to experience the forbidden taste of Dr. Pepper Ten!)
Only like sex that involves “kissing and cuddling and listening.”
Only buy themselves jewelry when men aren’t able to because of the recession. Sorry, man-cession.
Curtsy when they go into job interviews.
Say things like “sassing, patting my fanny, oggling my teets” to other women during said interviews.
Couldn’t conceivably play college football, unless, of course, it was lingerie football.
Think “clinical trials” are referring to what Lindsay Lohan has to go to.
Tell you they like your purse, but it really means they hate it and you.
Only eat salads for lunch. Assume that any woman who eats a hoagie for lunch is a man in disguise.
Can’t fix cars, and questions are asked when they can.
Never leave bars until they dance and/or get drunk and go home with a random guy.

Notes

  1. gleek175 reblogged this from entertainmentweekly
  2. newestslang reblogged this from entertainmentweekly and added:
    worst show I’ve ever seen,...actively trying to insult as many groups as possible
  3. oneswhouseyou reblogged this from boyoshock
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  6. katieatbest reblogged this from expecto-pafr0num
  7. expecto-pafr0num reblogged this from viciouslysweetval and added:
    Ever since I saw the commercial for this show, I could tell it was going to be a sexist piece of shit.
  8. viciouslysweetval reblogged this from virgin
  9. iamnomasterpiece reblogged this from thechocolatebrigade and added:
    Aside from all this stuff, it looks like it’s a horrible show anyway.
  10. onthejog reblogged this from entertainmentweekly
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  14. missalexus reblogged this from danieundead and added:
    Every time I saw an ad for this show I knew it was going to be a sexist piece of shit.
  15. bending-sickle reblogged this from newton-pulsifer
  16. 8bitian reblogged this from knitmeapony and added:
    I am always extraordinarily confused when people don’t understand how the patriarchy also hurts men.
  17. knitmeapony reblogged this from ginamak
  18. ginamak reblogged this from amypop
  19. triknight reblogged this from entertainmentweekly and added:
    Seriously, fuck this show.
  20. danieundead reblogged this from thechocolatebrigade
  21. armlessphelan reblogged this from sassyblackfemale and added:
    What is with all the misogyny on ABC this season? O_o
  22. shewaschurningbutter reblogged this from thechocolatebrigade
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  25. thechocolatebrigade reblogged this from sexular and added:
    Well, this is unfortunate.
  26. 1juststupidstuff said: Did anyone thing ti would be different. Looked so dumb the second I saw the commercial. Men in drag is not funny 95% of the time.
  27. aurora-awakens reblogged this from entertainmentweekly and added:
    EW’s tag is “hell
  28. oscillatequeerly reblogged this from cheap-lousy-faggot
  29. principia-coh reblogged this from amypop and added:
    Let’s not forget one of USA Today’s leading stories from yesterday: Men grab most new jobs, even in retailing So, yeah,...
  30. justadamreed said: ewwww, this show sounds awful.

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