Oh, wow. Tiptoes, which appeared last night in a segment on Tosh.0, is an actual real movie that stars Matthew McConaughey as a man worried that the child Kate Beckinsale is about to deliver will be a dwarf like the rest of his family (including, “in the role of a lifetime,” Gary Oldman).
EW has only written about Tiptoes once before, but it’s a mention worth, well, mentioning. From a report on Sundance 2004:
Biggest Meltdown: Tiptoes director Matthew Bright, whose creative differences with the film’s husband-and-wife producers caused him to wish them ‘dead’ and note that one resembled ‘an a–hole with teeth.’