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Kristen Stewart wrote a poem

Presented without commentary. (The commentary is here.)

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I’m drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

Kristen Stewart told off paparazzi this week, and there’s a video of this on TMZ. She’s hiding behind a gate, waiting to get into a car, and she said, ‘You’re a piece of sh— and you don’t deserve to breathe the same air that I do.’ I’m just excited that Kristen Stewart finally showed some emotion.

Lindsay Lohan just might make an excellent host when she steps in for Chelsea Handler next week.

Vampire Bella Swan Barbie and Kickass Katniss Everdeen Barbie get into a fight. Who wins?

(We’ve got a feeling how you’re going to vote, but place your bets here anyway.)

Kristen Stewart at last night’s Breaking Dawn — Part 2 premiere: Sheer genius, or “oops, looks like you forgot to wear a dress”?

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