so last night i was watching tv with my parents and i said something sarcastic and my mother threatened to throw out the Entertainment Weekly with...
A few weeks ago I packed up a suitcase and flew to LA and bought some Milk Duds and...
5 posts tagged quotable
“I know exactly what films I’ve done that f—ing suck donkey.”
“When I was young, I had a TV show idea called Let’s Get Outta Here! I thought it would be a great MTV show, which is just a bunch of attractive people running place to place. They all meet up in a park and look at each other and they’re like, ‘Let’s get outta here!’ And they just run to the next place. Maybe when they run from place to place, one of them gets in a fight, and two of them become a couple—it doesn’t matter. The point is: They have to get somewhere, and then they have to get the hell outta there.”
“Once they’d arrived in the city, the kids were reminded that they still had two songs to write for Nationals. This is where we’re expected to believe that Mr. Schuester would (1) let his kids wait until the day before competition to write two songs, (2) let his kids write the songs period, and (3) not have some sort of backup plan that included them rehearsing previously recorded songs from other artists. But I’m not nitpicking. Nope.”
“Mr. President, first question: Are you talking to me? And second question: Did you f—- my wife? Merci beaucoup.”
“1. “I want to get chocolate wasted.” —Alexys Nycole Sanchez (Grown Ups)
2. “There is a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.” “Tom Cruise?” —Amanda Bynes and Emma Stone (Easy A)
3. “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” —Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network)
4. ” …A million dollars isn’t cool You know what’s cool?” “A billion dollars. And that shut everybody up.” —Justin Timberlake and Andrew Garfield (The Social Network)
5. “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” —Tom Hardy (Inception)”