Klaus wins!: I’m guessing the only thing all fans will agree on is that Klaus’ return was awesome. Caroline had been phoning him begging him to...
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“You know, I didn’t mess up about Paul Revere. Part of his ride was to warn the British that were already there that, ‘Hey, you’re not going to succeed. You’re not going to take American arms. You are not going to beat our own well-armed persons, individual, private militia that we have.’ He did warn the British. And in a shout-out ‘gotcha’ type question that was asked of me, I answered candidly and… I know my American history.”
“Though not firm as of yet, we are pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on ‘Glee.’ She’ll be singing an original tune that I penned. It’s called, ‘Look at Me, I’m Batsh— Crazy.’”
“Charlie Sheen is an incredibly wealthy narcissist with a rapacious sexual appetite and a gift for saying incredibly memorable things that actually mean nothing at all. In short, he is the very model of the modern American politician.”
“As a fellow reality star, Kathy would like to extend free tickets to her upcoming Broadway show to reality-star Sarah Palin and her reality-TV crew. Kathy supports all reality stars regardless of what they say about her.”