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Will the students of Greendale live to not study another day? How about the Happy Endings gang, or the residents of Suburgatory’s Chatswin? Read on for our assessment of these bubble shows’ chances — as well as which series are sure to be canceled. (Sorry, Smash.)

Here are our predictions, arranged network by network. (NBC’s not looking good, guys.)

And here are 2012’s worst TV blunders — including Liz and Dick, giving Kalinda a husband on The Good Wife, and movingRevenge to Sundays.

What’s the most-improved TV show of 2012? The Walking Dead is at the top of our list — how about you?

We’re officially in the post-May Sweeps period — which means it’s time for EW.com’s third annual Season Finale Awards. But before we can hand anything out, we’ll need your help drumming up nominations. Copy and paste the following list of categories below into a comment on this post and write in your nominations. Check back Friday to see who made the cut.

And the categories are…

Best Death:
Most Welcome Exit for an Unloved Character:
Best Overall Ending to an Otherwise So-So Season:
Worst Overall Ending to an Otherwise Solid Season:
Best Romantic Cliffhanger:
Best Non-Romantic Cliffhanger:
Best Kiss:
Best Fight (Verbal or Physical):
Top Tissue Moment (Single tear or sobfest):
Single Most Clever Twist:
Single Weakest Twist:
Funniest Half Hour (or hour, if supersized):
Single Funniest Moment:
Most Disturbing Image:
Most Rewound Moment:
Most Likely to Earn Someone an Emmy (list show and actor):
Most Likely to Stay on My DVR the Longest:
SPECIAL AWARD: Biggest Regret That I Didn’t See It, I Just Heard or Read About It:
SPECIAL AWARD: Your Penultimate Episode Was Better Than Your Finale. Weird.:
SPECIAL AWARD: Next Year’s Season Pass is Now in Jeopardy:

According to Work It

Men:
Compare prostate exams to “the pinball scene in The Accused.” (It’s funny, because it’s about rape.)
Complain the recession is actually a man-cession. (Clearly they’ve never been invited to one of Michael Scott’s famous men-only parties. Man meat for all!)
Worry that “When the women take over, they’ll make pride illegal and eating on the toilet.”
Are treated to beers during prostate exams.
Only invite their wives out to bars with their pigheaded friends, and when said wife declines, offer to “wake her up for sex later.”
Can fix cars, no questions asked.

Women:
When they don’t have their cell-phone bill footed by their father, joke they need to find an older man to take care of it for them.
“Are taking over the work force. Soon, they’ll start getting rid of men. They’ll just keep a few around as sex slaves.” (Not true, we’re only doing that so we can finally get to experience the forbidden taste of Dr. Pepper Ten!)
Only like sex that involves “kissing and cuddling and listening.”
Only buy themselves jewelry when men aren’t able to because of the recession. Sorry, man-cession.
Curtsy when they go into job interviews.
Say things like “sassing, patting my fanny, oggling my teets” to other women during said interviews.
Couldn’t conceivably play college football, unless, of course, it was lingerie football.
Think “clinical trials” are referring to what Lindsay Lohan has to go to.
Tell you they like your purse, but it really means they hate it and you.
Only eat salads for lunch. Assume that any woman who eats a hoagie for lunch is a man in disguise.
Can’t fix cars, and questions are asked when they can.
Never leave bars until they dance and/or get drunk and go home with a random guy.

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